OH THE THINGS I STRIVE TO WHEN I’M BORED! JAAWWN!Oh Sherlock, Sherlock, Sherlock. It’s okay that you completely fail at it.
Ah John, John, John. It’s been awhile has it not?
Not long enough.
I take it you’re still upset with me because of the fall? Shame John, you couldn’t keep grudges.
Oh, no of course, upset with you for murdering my best friend, of course I’m not upset.
Oh that’s good, cause I was hoping we could become friends…Or fuckbuddies.
I am quite lonely with out Sebastian around.
Sarcasm, for god’s sake it was sarcasm!
Never. In a million bloody years, you bastard.
Oh John, I was only kidding as well. I have better taste in people. You’re quiet adorable actually. Now I see why people say you are a hedgehog.
Good John, accept my compliment.
Thank you… I guess.
Ah John, John, John. It’s been awhile has it not?
Not long enough.
I take it you’re still upset with me because of the fall? Shame John, you couldn’t keep grudges.
Oh, no of course, upset with you for murdering my best friend, of course I’m not upset.
Oh that’s good, cause I was hoping we could become friends…Or fuckbuddies.
I am quite lonely with out Sebastian around.
Sarcasm, for god’s sake it was sarcasm!
Never. In a million bloody years, you bastard.
Oh John, I was only kidding as well. I have better taste in people. You’re quiet adorable actually. Now I see why people say you are a hedgehog.
Ah John, John, John. It’s been awhile has it not?
Not long enough.
I take it you’re still upset with me because of the fall? Shame John, you couldn’t keep grudges.
Oh, no of course, upset with you for murdering my best friend, of course I’m not upset.
Oh that’s good, cause I was hoping we could become friends…Or fuckbuddies.
I am quite lonely with out Sebastian around.
Ah John, John, John. It’s been awhile has it not?
Not long enough.
I take it you’re still upset with me because of the fall? Shame John, you couldn’t keep grudges.